Jeez-its, Cheesus, and all manner of "Savior Sightings"

This is the latest in a rash of Savior Sightings involving cheese products, or "Saviory Snacks". A Cheeto shaped like Jesus on the cross. The funniest part about this has to be the jewelry box in which the woman has placed the Cheeto. There is also this one from a few weeks back, where a woman found the impression of Jesus, much like the Shroud of Turin, on her grilled cheese. This is even funnier then the one above:



My question is this: How sad are these people's lives, and how lacking are they in happiness, that they are looking for Jesus in everything, including snacks? "Please God, just give me a sign... bless this bread I am about break... with cheesus!"